— Mumford & Sons
my sister texted me that she dropped her boyfriends cake and i sent her this
you’re the same fucking height as me you tanuki piece of shit
“We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.” - Grant Morrison
Cats who think they are sushi are today’s best kind of cats.
“Miss. Honey was a wonderful teacher and a friend to everyone. But her life was not as simple and as beautiful as it seemed. Miss. Honey had a deep dark secret. Though it caused her great pain, she did not let it interfere with her teaching.”